What the....

When I saw this photo, I couldn't help but exclaim in my head "What in the world is she wearing?!?!" This person is someone I know and she is terribly afraid of the sun, more so than me apparently! At least I do it in glamour (or at least try!) when I try to hide from the sun.

Her dress sense has always been the centre of debate among us, but this! THIS is the ultimate! What is that THING around her chest?!? Gosh! How can anyone be seen in public in THIS! I've very kindly cut her face from the photo, but if you could have seen it, my goodness, you would see her wearing a complete combo of BIG shades and a BIG hat. *faint*