Shit House

My toilet smells like shit. My room smells like shit. My house smells like shit. I live in a shit house. I have taken to holding my breath - in my own home! God! Someone! Save me!

I have taken to spraying air refreshner each time I step into the toilet. The thing about the smell is that it comes in untimed waves. I could be happily going about my chores at home and suddenly this 'pong' of a sewage smell would descend all over the house. I have to take light breaths because I don't know when the next wave would come. When it does come, I have to hold my breath.

I don't know which is worse - smelling shit smell or inhaling jasmine scented air refreshner.